So. Here I sit.
My computer is working flawlessly. It is a marvel of modern engineering. It can process data an unimaginable speeds.
But, it can’t check up on Lindsay Lohan when the Internet connection is down.
I’ve been sitting here for two hours with no update on LiLo.
No offers for male-enhancement drugs.
No photo slideshows of which starlet wears an identical outfit better.
No come-ons from Classmates.com to see who has signed my guest book.
No Facebook updates.
No tweets from the Old Spice guy.
No teaser headlines about how to lose 100 pounds by following One Simple Rule!
If this keeps up much longer I may have to resort to conversing with my co-workers.
I better find out their names!
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